'Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity,' a well-laughed joke that actually makes sense. Although tech sphere is quite serious when we talk about technologies like data science, machine learning, artificial intelligence, cloud computing, etc, on the hallowed part, it is quite funky. For many years, researchers have been trying to make machines create jokes. In the 21st century, it turned out to be real. Although we are not very satisfied or didn't laugh out crazy for the lame jokes that data science models have made, it is a remarkable start for the creation of machines that could create funny stuff. Besides, the web is also filled with hilarious data science jokes that only data scientists can understand. Famous data science jokes represent the complexity of tech and sarcastically address real-world issues. In this article, Analytics Insight has listed top data science jokes and memes that are worth having a read.
The meme directly or indirectly represents the complexity of data and its functionalities. It represents how we believe in data science and machine learning models, with very little assurance on how the answers might turn out. But despite the downside, we just want the system to be fed with more data, so it can produce more insights.
Three statisticians went out hunting and came across a large deer. The first statistician fired, but missed, by a meter to the left. The second statistician fired, but also missed, by a meter to the right. The third statistician didn't fire, but shouted in triumph, "we got it."
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They say technology is here to ease our burden by taking over repetitive tasks. But this meme scorns that image. It portrays the complexity of data science and the decisions it makes. As you can see, from the very beginning, even data science models are confused as they have too many answers and everything ends with machine learning, statistics, and analytics. Therefore, without learning these three complex topics, data science would be impossible.
The long-lasted question of can computers, especially, machine learning algorithms learn to tell a joke came to an end when Janelle Shane practically tried it. She took a dataset of 43,000 jokes with questions and punchlines and trained the textgenrnn. As a result, neural networks generated this joke.
What do you call a cat does it take to screw in a light bulb?
They could worry about the banana.
What did the new ants say after a dog?
It was a pirate.
Why did the monster change a lightbulb?
And a cow the cough.
What do you call a paster cross the road?
He takes the chicken.
What do you call farts of tea?
He was calling the game of the dry.
Courtesy: AI Weirdness
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asked a young data scientist fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you looking for?" The data scientists reply, "In the region of US$125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." The interviewer enquires, "Well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years say a red Corvette?" The data scientist sits up straight and says, "Wow! Are you kidding?" And the interviewer replies, "Yeah, but you started it."
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This joke purely portrays the scenario of data science aspirants in the field. Although data science is an appealing field and is well-known for being highly paid, it doesn't apply everywhere. The company and the experience of data scientists really matter while deciding salary.
Lawer: AI misbehaving? Sue AI!
Nazi: Is AI of a higher rate? Then it's safe.
Commie: Is AI exploring or being exploited? Unsafe in any case.
Socialist: Tax the AI to the grave! Will be safe there.
Catholic: If AI believes in God, it's safe.
Feminist: AI is a product of men's chauvinist genderophibic racism! Can't be safe!
LGBT activist: Safe… depends, what orientation does AI have?
Merkel: We'll give asylum to all Als even if they want to kill us.
Juncker: AI will pay dearly if it attempts to humanxit.
Trump: MAIGA! Grab AI by her pussy.
Hillary: AI came, AI saw, we died.
Stalin: No AI, no problem.
Eurocrat: We've already created 3284 directives to define what AI is. Next 5324 directives will define what safe means.
Einstein: You cannot be more artificially intelligent than naturally stupid.
M.L.King: Forget about dreaming…
Courtesy: Artificial Intelligence. Blog
This joke reflects on the different understanding of AI by different people. Although it has only included a handful of leaders and groups in it, most of the world population will fall under these criteria, making AI always complex.
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